Amy Poehler as Kaitlin
RICK! RICK! RICK!
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.
HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
No explanation needed.
why is your dog zaboomafoo
I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat
IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY
"An idea is like a virus, resilient, highly contagious. The smallest seed of an idea can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you." - Inception
How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children